You're Not a Baby Cow, Bro


You're Not a Baby Cow, Bro


Not to be judgmental or anything, but how strange is it that people drink cows milk?

Like seriously, who made that decision?

I picture a huge trial in front of a king and queen, with all these weirdos giving their explanations for why this or that animals milk should be consumed by humans…

‘Your grace… I am here on behalf of rats milks. It goes well with corn flakes and is a necessary for the development of strong bones.

Another guy…

‘Your majesty… Leopard milk is the best. It makes you strong and agile, like that of the spotted leopard. I would bet my life on it.

So strange.

Here’s the deal… The best milk for you is the milk of your mother. Not a cow, rat, leopard or anything other animals.

You’re not a baby cow, bro

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