Jesus Ate... TOFU

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Jesus Ate... TOFU

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I know you’ve heard it because we all have…

‘But bro, Jesus ate fish so it must be ok…’

Bro, I wasn’t there so I’m not sure. But I’d like to think Jesus could do better… being that him and his dad… ya know… made the fish.

It would be you making a finger art project in 1st grade… then eating it.

It’d be super weird.

Jesus was a smart dude… He’d know that eating Tofu was a million times better than a living breathing fish.

So… wear it loud and proud… JESUS ATE TOFU!

That’s your story and you should most definitely stick to it.

GET YOURS NOW and redeem Jesus.

It’s what he would’ve wanted…

Now you can look good and spread the truth about JC! Imagine yourself stepping into a room wearing this shirt and watching your friends jaws drop. Truth hurts! ;)

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Oh, and in case you're wondering- THIS SHIRT IS 100% VEGAN. And by vegan, we mean cruelty-free ink and vegan cotton! No animals were harmed in the making of this shirt.

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You already know you're gonna get some attention from this shirt. And just watch... it'll be the kind of attention you love!

This t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. We can't compliment this shirt enough – it's one of our crowd favorites. And it's sure to be your next favorite too!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
  • 30 single
  • Tear-away label
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Side-seamed