YOU'RE NOT A BABY COW, BRO - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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YOU'RE NOT A BABY COW, BRO - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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  • 100% COTTON

  • 100% CRUELTY-FREE

  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING

  • SOFT FABRICS 

  • TOP QUALITY INKS & EQUIPMENT

  • CHEMICALLY SAFE & 100% FORMALDEHYDE-FREE

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Not to be judgmental or anything, but how strange is it that people drink cows milk?

Like seriously, who made that decision?

I picture a huge trial in front of a king and queen, with all these weirdos giving their explanations for why this or that animals milk should be consumed by humans…

‘Your grace… I am here on behalf of rats milks. It goes well with corn flakes and is a necessary for the development of strong bones.

Another guy…

‘Your majesty… Leopard milk is the best. It makes you strong and agile, like that of the spotted leopard. I would bet my life on it.

So strange.

Here’s the deal… The best milk for you is the milk of your mother. Not a cow, rat, leopard or anything other animals.

You’re not a baby cow, bro

GET YOURS TODAY! and show the world how ridiculous you think interspecies milk drinking is.

This t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. We can't compliment this shirt enough – it's one of our crowd favorites. And it's sure to be your next favorite too!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

  • 30 single

  • Tear-away label

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Side-seamed

OH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHIRT.

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