JESUS ATE... TOFU - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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JESUS ATE... TOFU - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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  • 100% COTTON

  • 100% CRUELTY-FREE

  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING

  • SOFT FABRICS 

  • TOP QUALITY INKS & EQUIPMENT

  • CHEMICALLY SAFE & 100% FORMALDEHYDE-FREE

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I know you’ve heard it because we all have…

‘But bro, Jesus ate fish so it must be ok…’

Bro, I wasn’t there so I’m not sure. But I’d like to think Jesus could do better… being that him and his dad… ya know… made the fish.

It would be you making a finger art project in 1st grade… then eating it.

It’d be super weird.

Jesus was a smart dude… He’d know that eating Tofu was a million times better than a living breathing fish.

So… wear it loud and proud… JESUS ATE TOFU!

That’s your story and you should most definitely stick to it.

It’s what he would’ve wanted…

This t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. We can't compliment this shirt enough – it's one of our crowd favorites. And it's sure to be your next favorite too!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

  • 30 single

  • Tear-away label

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Side-seamed


OH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHIRT.

Guaranteed quality and satisfaction > or your money back.