99.99% VEGAN BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT! - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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99.99% VEGAN BECAUSE NO ONE IS PERFECT! - funny, vegan, high quality unisex t-shirt + FREE SHIPPING!

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  • 100% COTTON

  • 100% CRUELTY-FREE

  • UNISEX MODERN FIT SIZING

  • SOFT FABRICS 

  • TOP QUALITY INKS & EQUIPMENT

  • CHEMICALLY SAFE & 100% FORMALDEHYDE-FREE

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This is for all those times you heard someone say that vegans are always preaching…

That they think they’re perfect.

NO!

They’ve got you all wrong. You know you have a few flaws...

  • You can never seem to cut a pineapple the right way

  • You can never seem to wait until the avocado is perfectly ripe before tearing into it

  • And you like spotted bananas

And you’re only 99.99% vegan… because no one is perfect.

Perfect doesn't exist, but fortunately vegan does!

GET YOUR SHIRT TODAY so the world can know how imperfect you really are!

This t-shirt feels soft and light, with just the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and the unisex cut is flattering for both men and women. We can't compliment this shirt enough – it's one of our crowd favorites. And it's sure to be your next favorite too!

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton*

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)

  • 30 single

  • Tear-away label

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Side-seamed

OH, AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHIRT.

Guaranteed quality and satisfaction > or your money back.