Vegans have always and will always rock in the sack. I have been married for 20 years but have also spent the greater deal of a decade dating...
She had to be joking. At least I hoped she was. I didn't get how, after 15 years, she could even consider some bs ONE nutritionist told her. She gave me so many excuses that it would take a day to write them all.
Men can be such immature little boys sometimes. I mean, seriously guys, it's time to grow up! Listen, I'm sure you have a nice piece of artwork in your pants. And I'm sure you think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. But don't want to see your ding-ding or pee-pee.
There’s nothing more disarming and appealing than someone with a sense of humor. Life’s hard enough as it is, and if you can’t laugh at your quirks then don’t expect it to get any easier.
This whole journey felt like an uphill rollerblading session. Having gone from not having to think of dating as a struggle to trying to find a grain of rice in the sand, is not something I would have ever expected to endure.